However, it seems to me that there is one other thing that needs to be cleared up about this homosexuality topic...
JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE (OR SOMEONES) OWN TWO SUBARU WAGONS IT DOES NOT MAKE THEM A LESBIAN.
kapeesh!?!
' Logan Barbie'
This doll is made of actual tofu. She has long straight brown hair, arch-less feet, hairy armpits, no makeup and Birkenstocks with white socks. She prefers that you call her Willow . She does not want or need a Ken doll, but if you purchase two Boise East End Barbies and the optional Subaru wagon, you get a rainbow flag bumper sticker for free.
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I think that everyone needs to read this article and glean one precious truth from it... gays (Elton John) and Mormons (Gladys Knight) CAN get along!
You are the funniest person. I love reading your blog!
Taneill
thank you heidi. i also sport a subaru these days AND i have two dogs bouncing around in the back. sometimes i'm convinced people are staring at me because they think i'm a lesbian.
funny funny. I'm glad you aren't a lesbo......
um, so the tampon thing, I might have to try that next year. Why did you get free nachos? I love the mad paint skills, nate was really cracking up!
I had to read the barbie thing twice to get it ok so I'm slow. you are really funny.
IF the subaru theory were true, half of Oregon would be lesbians. If the "willow" theory were true, the other half of Oregon would be lesbians.... Therefore, both theories are incorrect, since only 1/4 of the population of Oregon are lesbians.
Hahaha that's awesome I love the illustration, very accurate. I want it on a sticker. Makes me hungry for a big bowl of granola, yum.
Funny-funny! So my dad worked at the cannery last night with your parents, bro, and I believe your Clayton!
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