cross the "staycation" square off of the winterBINGO list
PARK CITY
So back in June we were in Park City with Clayton's work. One night we were walking around mainstreet and got fanagled into this timeshare thing. Basically the guy said something along the lines of "If I don't get this last sale I won't be able to feed my children." Sounds very similar to something an NBA player might say regarding his current position called the lockout. Ok maybe I'm exaggerating a bit on what the timeshare salesman said to us, but he was very persuasive. Pretty sure the phrases "heart transplant", "pregnant wife", "college student" and "terminally ill" were used in his pitch somewhere.
Ok so maybe I'm stretching the truth again
But the bottom line is...
We got two nights in Park City
We left last Thursday and first headed to SLC so we could use my "on the verge of expiring" Groupon to
Cedars of Lebanon. A coworker (from Lebanon) had told me how great this place was. So when a Groupon came up for it I quickly nabbed it. 9 months later and we finally got around to using it.
I can't remember any of the name of the things we had. I was hoping their online menu would refresh my memory, but nope.
I might not remember the name of the food, but I remember how good it was. And it. was. good! Especially this dish below...
Below was a combination platter. I do remember that one of the dishes was lamb and the other was chicken... oh and I'm pretty sure there are some vegetables in there.
After dinner we headed on over to the Westgate in Park City.
This is a bear
A real bear
Wanna know how I know?
Because it had these things...
Leave it to a man to find the genitalia
After a good nights rest we were ready to meet with the BEASTS for our 90 minute timeshare presentation. Having already been through a timeshare presentation a year ago, I went in with confidence that we could escape unscratched and left the 90 minute sales pitch wanting to punch someone(s) in their face. Honestly I can only think of one other time when I have been so offended. Wow. Watch out for those Westgate people. They spare no mercy. I won't go into detail for the sake of keeping this blog a happy place with happy memories...
So after our battle with the demons we hit the outlets to do some Christmas shopping. 80 BILLION HOURS LATER (or so it felt), we left feeling mildly successful in our Christmas shopping efforts.
Back to the hotel...after a stop at Whole Foods to score some samples
The resort had 3 different pools to keep us happy (although we only hit two of them).
POOL #1: The Adult Only Pool
It had a pool, hot tub, steam room, sauna, and a relaxation waterfall
Doesn't Clayton look very relaxed?
Like idiots who live in a frozen Popsicle called Utah we forgot our flipflops. We made do with our workout shoes.
After returning to Whole Foods for more free samples and some awesome Pumpkin soup and curry salad we returned to the hotel with plans to stay up until *gasp* MIDNIGHT.
We made it until 10pm
At 5 AM our internal clocks woke us up with no chance of going back to sleep. Like any responsible adult we slipped into our robes and workout shoes and hit the pool that was closed until 7 AM.
POOL #2: Indoor/Outdoor pool with outdoor hot tub
We first sat in the hot tub outside. It was snowing. It was so beautiful and peaceful.
Steam room fun
We swam for about an hour and then went back to bed.
After checking out of the lions den (aka Westgate) we drove back into SLC to check out some dive fins at Neptune Divers.
While there I observed two teeth in a glass case with the dive knifes and watches. It was then that the following conversation happened between Clayton and I.
ME: Do you think those are real shark teeth?
CLAYTON: no way.
ME: Really? I bet they are.
CLAYTON: You are on. I bet you a dollar that they aren't.
About 30 minutes later as we were on our way out the door, I remembered our little bet. I ran back and asked the salesman to settle it for us. I asked him if the teeth in the glass case were real shark teeth.
His response?
Yes they are!
I WON!
I WON!
I WON!
I WON!
I WON!
I AM THE WINNER!!!
and a WHOLE dollar RICHER!!!Apparently they are the teeth from a Megladon that were picked up off of South Carolina.
I ran back to the car to get my camera so I could get some pictures of actual Megladon teeth for my 9 year-old nephew, Kace. Kace is obsessed with all things shark. One time he showed me video after video after video of Megladon's on youtube. I thought that the fact that I have held the tooth of a Megladon would impress him. Well let's just say that he was less than impressed BECAUSE his friend Easton has one and he has held it. Back to square one on the cool aunt thing.
And that pretty much sums up our staycation.