RANDOMNESS

Going through my pictures I noticed that there were a few that I haven't blogged about. One in particular I know that my husband will be very disappointed if I don't post. We will refer to this picture as the YIN YANG BLISTER. A picture of a yin yang for those of you who don't know...
I know. Pretty cool, huh. We must give credit to Clayton's new Asic Gel Kayano's for providing the Coolest. Blister. Ever.

In other bizzaro news - My brother, Brandon came over a few weeks ago for something (can't remember, but I'm pretty sure it involved eating our food) and started arguing with Clayton about muscles. Most guys argue that their muscles are bigger than another persons. These two argued about whose muscles were smaller, almost like they wanted their own to be the smallest. They decided to settle it with the trusty tape measure. Clayton wouldn't let me get a good picture of him flexing.

I honestly can't remember who won the smallest muscle contest. Sadly they wouldn't let me join. Which in all honesty I only wanted to join to prove how big my muscles were. If they ever want tickets to the gun show they know where to get them. Ok that was so 1990s...sorry.

What do you do when you are driving drunk and crash into a empty ditch? Eat a cheeseburger of course. This last story has to do with a drunk driver. The streets of Logan are a little safer this week because of Claytonious. So there he was (Clayton) driving down good ol' 600 West in Logan. He was following a car that was swerving pretty bad. Next thing he knew this drunken driver had ran into someones mailbox and then continued to bash in their white picket fence. Pulling away from the mess he had just caused the driver continued down the road where a few feet later he ran into a empty ditch. The driver then got out of his car and just chilled while eating his cheeseburger. By this time Clayton had already called the cops who came a whooping 20 minutes later. Clayton filled out a report and the cops took the drunk driver away. They even let him ride shotgun! I fought to ride shotgun growing up. All this guy had to do was run over a mailbox, crash into a fence and they get his car stuck in a ditch all while being intoxicated. Strange. It scares me to think of Clayton driving so close to someone who was drunk. Luckily he was safe, but the outcome could have been different. The moral of this story is ...DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE PEOPLE and if you do I will kick you in the crotch real hard and eat your cheeseburger. Got it!?!