Dear Purple Car People,Clayton and I just wanted to thank you for helping us get rid of our homebody status even if it was for one night only. You see Saturday night was the Cache Valley Crusin. Clayton and I have the perfect seats...we can watch the classic cars go by out our front window while enjoying the comfort of our couches in our somewhat ventilated house all while eating potato chips. However, when you PARKED on OUR lawn you BLOCKED our view forcing us to get out and socialize on our gravel driveway in the hot HOT sun. Why were we on our gravel driveway you ask? Because you were on our grass in the front and someone else was on our grass on the side, which leaves us, the ones that pay for the property to sit on the gravel where there is very little shade. But hey as long as you are comfortable, right? Also, even though you saw us drive in to the driveway before the crusin started and you saw us come out (or forced out) we know that you are thankful even though you never told us. We hope you enjoyed the cruisin from the comforts of our lawn and the shade of our trees. Please don't be offended next year when we pop your tires.
Love,
Clayton and Heidi
NOTE: jacked up new jeeps and jacked up new Toyota Tacoma's are NOT classic cars!
3 comments:
Did you mean Rachel's (and Nate's) lawn and shade?! :)
It is more effective if I claim them.
AWWWHHHHH! Reading that just makes my blood boil. Now if it were I in your situation I would have dropped the purple people like it was hot, let them know the inconvience they are in my life, then tell them to run a marathon. (That always works for some reason)
You're too nice.
are you coming to Timp? BTW where is your white sister? she's not here with me so she must be with you.
peice. peace, pace. -whatever.
C
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