Here is a common argument that was heard in the Andrew home back when my 2 sisters and I were young (this is just one between Rachel and myself, but let me assure you Kami was in just as many):
HEIDI: Moooooooooooooom Rachel STOLE my ENUF (remember ENUF?) shirt again! Tell her to stop stealing my clothes! I AM SICK OF IT!!!
RACHEL: How did you know I took it?
HEIDI: Because you always take my clothes and you didn't hang it up on the RIGHT hanger. I know exactly which shirt goes on what hanger. Stop stealing my clothes you jerk!
RACHEL: You are sooooo selfish. I wish I had a nice sister.
HEIDI: I'm going to start locking my clothes up in my cedar chest.
RACHEL: Your clothes look better on me anyway.
HEIDI: ewww...just leave me alone.
(by this point one or both of us are in tears)
MOM: Why can't you girls get along like your little brothers???!!!
Well mom...here are your boys today
Ok so these aren't my brothers and they get along better than this but at one point when the boys were the only ones at hom mom changed her tune to, "Why can't you boys get along like your sisters."
HEIDI: Moooooooooooooom Rachel STOLE my ENUF (remember ENUF?) shirt again! Tell her to stop stealing my clothes! I AM SICK OF IT!!!
RACHEL: How did you know I took it?
HEIDI: Because you always take my clothes and you didn't hang it up on the RIGHT hanger. I know exactly which shirt goes on what hanger. Stop stealing my clothes you jerk!
RACHEL: You are sooooo selfish. I wish I had a nice sister.
HEIDI: I'm going to start locking my clothes up in my cedar chest.
RACHEL: Your clothes look better on me anyway.
HEIDI: ewww...just leave me alone.
(by this point one or both of us are in tears)
MOM: Why can't you girls get along like your little brothers???!!!
Well mom...here are your boys today
Ok so these aren't my brothers and they get along better than this but at one point when the boys were the only ones at hom mom changed her tune to, "Why can't you boys get along like your sisters."
Also I must point out that my sisters and I get along much better now. Rachel no longer steals my clothes, I don't throw bottles of fingernail polish at her anymore and Kami has stopped using her fingernails as weapons of mass destruction. My sisters (and you too mom) are my best friends...along with my wonderful husband Claytonion of course.
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YOU FORGOT TO MENTION THAT RACHEL HAD EARLY MORNING BBALL... EVERY MORNING I PLANNED OUT WHAT I WANTED TO WEAR AND I WOULD GO AND GET IT AND FIND THAT RACHEL HAD ALREADY TAKEN IT TO WEAR.. IT MADE ME SO MADE..... i can't even tell you how many "contracts" and letters we have written to eachother saying sorry and that it would never happen again... then the next day the samething would happen.. ditto everything heidi said.. you guys are my bbfs.... luv ya
ps.. i meant mad.. oops!
You mean Kami and her 9 fingernails... right?
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Heidi ... our sisters played BB together! "Big Rach" - I'll explain what that nickname means later.
Wow! What memories you have. I'm really glad that you are all such good friends now....the boys aren't that bad...are they?...at least they don't care who wears what of their clothes, and as far as the clip goes, neither of your brothers can figure out which son is supposed to be them, they both want to be the one without the suit. Love ya
Heidi,
If ever I need a pick me up or to just laugh until I pee... I come to read your blog. You crack me right up! If only we could have gotten to know each other better sooner.
To answer your question on my blog, my sister is Denise Griffin Fair. Number 10 if that helps.
ok that makes sense even though you dont live with them anymore!!!! Rachel would still be stealing your clothes and kami would still be clawing you. ANd every 5 mins there would be a bang at the bathroom door of the girls yelling "HEIDI GET OUT!!" enough said...if you need more info contact me at 435-706-8970 thank you
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