TAGGED

So it has only been a few days since Rachel has tagged me and she is already trying to make me feel guilty for not doing this. So calm down Rachel...here you go.
Heidron wants me to do this too... So I guess I will. I'll write my AWESOME answers in blue so as to not be confused with my wife's OK answers.
A- Attached or Single? I think I am attached...Clayton am I attached??? I'm pretty sure... Definitely attached!
Welp... I'm married. WOuld that count as attached?

B- Best friend? Clayton McMurdie is my very, very, very best friend, but my mom and sisters come in second.
Heidron Jo Andrew McMurdie. She's pretty cool and she laughs at all my jokes.

C- Cake or pie? Are we talking ice cream cake? Cuz if so then definitely the cake. But if not then pie, but it MUST have ice cream with it.
CAKE you IDIOTS!!! Chocolate cake with a layer of chocolate pudding and a layer of whipped cream for the frosting.

D- Day of choice? Friday @ 5:00pm - Sunday @ 6:00pm. I live for the weekends. They are the only thing that gets me through the work week.
PRobably Saturday. I like to not go to work.

E- Essential Item? Definitely my fat pants (i.e. sweats, warm-ups, basketball shorts, etc.). Remember good ol' Mister Rogers and how he would take off his jacket and replace it with a girly cardigan? That is how I am with my fat pants after work. I am rarely seen outside of work without my fat pants on. Have I let myself go??? I think not...I thrive on comfort. Plus I think Clayton finds them sexy...
That would be my face. It's my moneymaker...

F- Favorite Color? Cougar blue! Yes, I am probably obsessed with the BYU (a.ka. or as Clayton says "the mother school"), but I'm only telling it like it is.
Blue! Blue is best

G- Gummy Bears or Worms? to eat, worms. To watch, Gummy Bears. Remember the old school Gummy Bears show? Awesome
Gummy stuff sucks. Except for the above mentioned cartoon. That was exceptional...

H- Home town? Trenton, Utah
TREMONTON UTAH BABY!!!! WOOHOO! GO BEARS (insert sarcasm...)

I- Favorite Indulgence? Let's call this one guilty pleasure. I love Hannah Montana and High School Musical. We actually tried to get tickets to Hannah Montana when she came to SLC, but all our many efforts failed. The fact that Clayton tried to get tickets to Hannah shows how much he loves me, because he doesn't enjoy the Hannah.
Probably porn. KIDDING!!! I have a lot of stuff that I indulge in... however the most secret would be my love for building excel spreadsheets. That's right... I am the biggest dork alive. But holy crap you should see my loan amortization sheet.

J- January or July? Depends on where I am living. Hawaii, Fiji, Tonga, Tahiti, ect. I would love January. Utah I would take July. I love the heat. Anything below 80 degrees is tooo cold! Speaking of which...Rachel can we please turn our heat up? 68 is freezing.
Well January did welcome in the most wonderful person alive... ME. Oh yeah, and my wife... But I would have to say that I enjoy July better. I hate the cold.

K- Kids? Just one. Clayton. I must pick up his clothes, do his laundry, sew and iron his clothes, make his bed, and give him baths. hahaha. I rarely, rarely cook for him though.
Five... SubieWanKanubie, Subie Two, An Ernie Ball Sterling, a Warwick Streamer Stage II, and a Warwick Thumb. For those who don't recognize my kids, those would be our cars and my basses.

L- Life isn't complete without? Family, a good sense of humor and ice cream (with chunks...ice cream CAN NOT be plain)
My lovely wife Heidi. She is my world... even though she may not believe it.

M- Marriage date? August 4, 2005
Ditto

N- Number of brothers and sisters? Non that are worth mentioning. Just kidding. Geez...calm down Rachel and Kami! 2 wonderful sisters, Kami and Rachel and 2 ok brothers (kidding again!) Cortney and Brandon
I have an older brother Zac who passed away and a sister named Jessica.

O- Oranges or Apples? I love all fruit, but I am a seasonal fruit person. Oranges in the winter and Apples in the summer.
Apples get stuck in my teeth and oranges make my fingers super smelly/sticky so they both piss me off. However, if fed to my fat lazy butt with no effort on my part... ORANGES

P- Phobia and fears? Snakes, my husband dying, and riding in a car which my dad or sister Kami is driving(absolutely terrifying)
Pooping. I don't like having to do it in front of people. If I'm in a public restroom and someone comes in after me, I clam up and can't narfle the garthog until the room is empty again. Pooping and Spiders.

Q- Quote? "You can't have it. I don't walk into your house and steal your Hello Kitty backpack." from The Office.
"I'm what Willis was talkin 'bout"

R- Reason to smile? waking up to my husband. (say it with me people "ahhh...cute"), eating a big bowl of ice cream (smile melts when I realize how much I ate), getting though a good run, being with family, the Gospel, having vacuum lines on my carpet, and beating Clayton in croquet and other games.
Kicking the crap out of Guitar Hero

S- Season of choice? Garlic salt...love it! Ok so wrong season. Love the summer. The hotter the better.
Late spring/early summer

T- Tag three people? Clayton, and anyone else who wants too.
Why would I do something like that? This crap took me an hour!

U- Unknown fact about me? I think that I have a slight case of OCD. When ever I leave the house I have to check each room to make sure all the lights are off (I actually have to touch the switch to make sure it is down and then say aloud "off"), check to make sure my chi and hairdryer are unplugged (say aloud "unplugged"), and make sure the doors are all locked (and say aloud "locked"). And if there is any, ANY doubt that I forgot something I have to go through the whole process again. It sometimes takes me 10 minutes to leave the house.
I'm a cryer! I'm a wuss and will cry in movies. Hell, I'll even cry when "letters from home" by John Michael Montgomery or "When I get where I'm going" by Brad Paisley come on the radio. I also have to hold back the tears when people tell me stories of how incredible my dad is, or when I think about how proud I am of him. My dad is my hero. Holy crap... I teared up writing this.

V- Vegetable? corn on the cobb from the garden
Same as Heidron... Corn on the cob. Cob is a hard word to spell...

W- Worst habit? being impatient, biting my nails, and popping other people's zits (gross I know)
Criticizing my wife for picking at her face or nails.

X- X-ray or Ultrasound? If ultrasound means there is a baby in me then I will take X-ray. Maybe someday I look forward to the baby ultrasound...i hope.
What a dumb question. How bout Xylophone or Harpsichord? Xfiles or American Idol? Professor X or Magneto? Rated X or Rated G? I guess I'll go with the X-ray...?

Y- Your favorite food? McMurdie steaks, pizza and ice cream (with chunks)
I eat it all! I especially love steak, roast beef w/mashed potatoes and gravy, and mexican food.

Z- Zodiac sign? Aquarius
CAPRICORN!!!