I saw this the other day and it reminded me of Clayton (he LOVES these jokes).
1. If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5 , Chuck Norris has more money than you.
2. Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
3. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
3. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
4. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
5. Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
6. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
7. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
8. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
9. When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
10. Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
11. Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
12. Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.
That is the OLD Chuck Norris...
This is the NEW Chuck Norris...
JACK BAUER
Seriously if you haven't seen 24 GET ON IT! One of the best shows EVER....I should know I was dedicated Saturday night watcher of Walker Texas Ranger. Don't deny it you were all too. Unfortuantly, because of the writers strike we have to wait 'til January 2009 for the new season of 24. January 2009 are you kidding me!?!!!!
4 comments:
i too was a dedicated watcher of Walker texas ranger. AND not that i think about it Jack Bauer is the next Chuck Norris.. maybe that is why i am such a huge Jack Bauer aka 24 fan... I LOVE IT.. YES, i am going through 24 withdrawls.
the more i get to know you the more i see how similar we are. i watched chuck as well. and i am a huge jack fan!! marc and i don't have tv so we wait till it comes out on dvd and then spend like 3 days straight watching it. i am glad to hear that you like it too!
you're too funny. i was laughing out loud at some of those. i've never seen 24... i really should get into that! we don't have satellite any more so maybe i should go rent the old ones and start from the beginning!!
GUESS WHAT?? I watched the first episode of the first season of 24 last night!!!! It was AWESOME!!!
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