Friday, March 5, 2010

IF I COULD I WOULD

I have a brother.
His name is Cortney.
This post is dedicated to him.
He claims that my posts have to many words.
I'm pretty sure that its just because he is 25 and doesn't know how to read.
JACK'S WOOD FIRED PIZZA
If I could talk about this place I might say something about how we went with our friends the Holmgrens, how your order ticket # is an cow ear tag (awesome), how the food was good. But I won't...because I can't


SKIIN' AT THE BEAV
If I could talk about how we went skiing on Saturday, I would talk about how mi papa scored us some killer 1/2 price lift tickets (gracias papa), how the weather was perfect (almost too hot), how nice it was seeing blue sky, how every time I get all my clothing gear on I have to pee (like a 4 year-old), how the bathroom stalls at Beaver Mountain are built for the aforementioned 4 year-olds (not enough leg room when you are "in position"), how I felt like Julia Mancuso as I skied down the hill, how I used to ski 2-3 times a week and now I'm lucky if I ski 2-3 times a year, how snowboarders sit in the middle of the hill (I will get hate mail for that comment). But I won't...because I can't.




MJ
If I could talk about this picture I would say...nothing. I would let the picture and what Tydon said do all the talking.
"I'm Michael Jackson."
-Tydon "MJ" Jones
The one white glove...get it?
HAPPY CORT?

8 comments:

mom said...

hahahahahaha...that Cort is quite the guy and you are so funny! Loved the cow tags at the restaurant...now thats FUNNY! You guys look good skiing. Too bad its so expensive and we can't go like we used to. Oh well, theres a lot of things we can't do like we used to...but we're alive. Have fun in SUNNY AZ! love ya

Rachel said...

WOW a whole post just to make cortney happy! I really wanted to try that jack's pizza place.....where was it and how expensive and was it really good?

Anna Palfreyman said...

heidi...you are so witty and comical, I am always waiting for a new post to see what else you have up your sleve!!! You did not dissapoint!

Your ol' trenton friend, Anna

Ilene said...

Heidi, did someone break into your e-mail? I got an e-mail and I'm pretty sure it wasn't from you, I wasn't sure if you would get the reply, so that's why I'm writing here. Do you have a cousin sick in England? They said to send money addressed to "Heidi Andrew." I don't think you'd write that.

It looks like life is going well up there in Logan, you do so many fun things! Have fun.

Clayton and Heidi said...

My email got hacked into and some jerk decided to try to mooch money off everyone in my contact list. I sent an email out saying that it was a hoax, but my husband's account didn't get the email, so I'm wondering if something is up. PLEASE DON'T SEND MONEY TO LONDON!!!... Send it to me directly:) j/k

Unknown said...

HEY! what's going on with you now? where are you all living? we need to catch up...
-nate sharp

Clayton and Heidi said...

NATE! I can't catch up with you if I have no info...seeing how I'm so anti-facbook:) How many of your kids are populating the earth now? 4 or 5? JK. Still back east? Maybe I should just bite the bullet and do the FB thing...or you should do a blog or convince your wife to do it...

Unknown said...

please, we've had a blog for years, plus a facebook account (i know disappointing huh?), plus electronic mail which you can access via the inter web. our blog is nateandalyson.blogspot.com and my email is nate23sharp@yahoo.com. don't share it with anyone...for i fear that people may steal my identity or make me send money to london...