- WHY is Modern Family not on every single night of the week?
- WHY is the weekend so short? and WHY do they go by so fast?- WHY do the bathrooms at work smell like cherry flavored poop?
- WHY did I get up at 4 am this morning? Oh yeah so I could work out with Clay-on before he took a short day trip to Pocatello...which brings me to my next why...
- WHY Pocatello? What is so cool about Pocatello besides the 2 foot burrito at Senor Iguanas. The Today show named it as one of the top 5 (FIVE???) places to live in the U.S. Huh? I. Don't. Get. It! They took jobs, cost of living, health, recreation, housing prices, etc into account to come up with this list. I have (unfortunately) been to Pocatello and would never want to live there unless I had a few missing teeth, a meth lab in my basement, tattoo of a butterfly on my lower back, 80 different colors and styles of tube tops, endless supply of hairspray, and a dog named Dude.2 foot burrito at Senor Iguanas - Lady and the Tramp style
- WHY do I pee so much? It is seriously annoying. I'm going to write a pros and cons list to staying hydrated. PRO: they say it aids in weight loss and helps control your hunger. CON: peeing...a lot. Can you get surgery to increase your bladder size? If so I'm going that route if not I'm getting off the hydration bandwagon. CON you win!
- WHY was Martha Stewart and Donald Trump on "Marriage Ref"? They made me very uncomfortable.- WHY can't the snow melt in the mountains so we can go hiking? and WHY does it look so warm outside, but feel so freezing? Oh yeah we live in UT.
- WHY did I like corn nuts as a kid, but never have them now? Bless the good old days at Cedar Ridge buying stuff from the candy store.
- WHY do people drive PT Cruisers and Chevy HHR's? Hands down the ugliest cars ever made.
...and yet the rental car companies always seem to give us an HHR when we go on vacation
- WHY can't I stand the Lakers? This one is easy. One word/name: Kobe! Sorry I'm not posting a picture of him. I don't want my blog tainted.
- Y kant eye spel goode? Please see previous post. I meant to say "edition" not "addition".
- WHYat the rip ol' age of 29 do I still get acne? This is one I really want answered!
- WHYdo celebrities drive me crazy, but yet I still check people.com daily?
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Thanks for not posting a picture of Kobe. I might have dry heaved. And I loved the candy store at Cedar Ridge, I LOVED to work in it and you got 2 candy bars a day (the thought makes me sick now......2 candy bars a DAY!
Why do I love reading your blog. OH because you are so funny. I never went to cedar ridge.....but north cache had a good candy also. I loved the candy machine. Why can't i just eat that stuff and still look good like I did then. I also have acne at the age of 34 who know.
to my rockin awesome friend who rocks at enjoying life and being a wonderful wife-
you serioulsy are amazing. i love howy ou redord so many things about you 2 and i love how much you guys enjoy eachother. it makes me want to go back in time and do more with adam before we had kids and actually TAKE PICTURES of it (we have none). so i love you! you rock!
-em
Dear Heid,
That was HILARIOUS. My thoughts:
1) Kobe = Satan. (ok, nearly)
2) Cedar Ridge...HAHAHAAHAHAH.
3) A-FREAKIN-MEN to the hydration/urination problem. Evil cycle.
4) Sorry to point out the "edition" thing.
5) Adult acne totally blows.
6) The current view out my window is SPECTACULAR, but horribly deceiving as well...nearly froze my chachas off at the FunWalk today.
7) Thank you for the hilarious post on this dragging Friday afternoon.
Love,
me
Why are you so creative when I'm not....? I'm also glad you didn't post a pic of Kobe. Lakers and definitely Kobe SUCK! I'm not sure why you pee so much and I definitely do not know why you got up at 4:00 A.M. to run the treadmill...but then you're great to do that kind of thing with that awesome husband of yours. Well...I can't remember the rest of your why and probably wouldn't be able to answer them anyway. Have a fantastic weekend and hopefully it won't go too fast! Love you
Oh Heidi, WHY do I love you so much and WHY was I agreeing with you on all of these "WHY'S"??? Pocatello is by far the WORST city to ever live in. Every time I have been there I feel like I have just walked down a dark alley with trash all along the sides of it. It is really a disgusting little town. Phil is our FAVORITE on Modern Family, don't you just love him? He is so clueless.
So i think you have to pee a lot because you are probably pregnant and don't realize it yet....that is one of the early signs.......
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