Wednesday, April 7, 2010

OLDIES???

BACKGROUND: Each Sunday, Clayton and I go to Church. Church is good. We like Church. We have been attending the same ward since we got married back in 2005. At the time of the marriage Clayton was a student at USU (I had graduated back in December of 2003). Like most married students do, we chose to go to a married-student ward. Clayton graduated from USU in 2007. We stayed in the ward. We lik it and we don't like change. We probably should be kicked out, but they haven't done it yet so...we stay. Like many married-student wards ours has a huge turnover rate because of University school year. During the last year or so we have started recognizing how old we are. You see, the average age in our ward is probably 23-24. We are 29. There are only 2-3 people older than us in the ward. A couple of weeks ago in Sunday School someone made a comment about Girbaud Jeans. About 4 of us laughed and the rest asked "What are Girbaud's?" WHAT!?! How can one not know the "tag on the fly" status symbol that decided if you were cool or not!


FYI-this is neither mine or Clayton's belly...mine has more hair on it:) Sadly I never owed a pair of Gibaud's. I was not cool. But at least I knew what they were! I did, however own plenty of ENUF, Gimmie, B.U.M. clothes. Anyway our moment of feeling older was made even more of a reality during one of our fellow ward members talks in Sacrament when he said that he got home from his mission in 2008. In a family ward...no big deal. You have all ages in a family ward. In a student ward where you (Clayton) got home from your mission in 2001...BIG DEAL. After that Clayton and I made useful time out of the rest of Sacrament meeting by penning this little questionnaire.

SHOULD YOU BE IN THE 57TH WARD

(answer "Yes" or "No")

1. Do you know what Girbaud Jeans are?

2. Can you name all 4 Ninja Turtles?

3. Do you recall the Reagan administration?

4. Have you lived through more than one war in the Middle East?

5. Did you ever lace your shoes with 2 or more laces per shoe (bonus points if one was a fluorescent color)?

6. Did you peg your pants?

7. Did you live during a time when MTV actually played music videos?

8. Did you ever go to high school w/out your cell phone?

9. Does the name "Zack Morris" ring a bell?

10. Has TGIF been more than a common acronym or restaurant to you?

11. Do you recall TAPES being replaced by CD'S?

12. Did you or someone you know seriously think bib overalls with one strap undone was not only cool, but fashionable?

13. Do you know who or what ALF is?

14. Have you ever played an Atari?

15. Was there a time in your life when the Internet was the sewn in underwear of your swimsuit?

16. Did anyone in your family die of Cholera or Dysentery on the Oregon Trail?

17. Are you older than the Simpson's TV show?

18. Do you know who "Jesse and the Rippers" are and remember a time when Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen did not look like crack whores?

KEY:

add up the number of questions you answered "Yes" too.

13-18: Holy Crap! You are old! Maybe a Geriatric Ward would be a better fit.

9-12: Eh... you can stay, but you are a little stale.

5-8: Good Fit!

0-4: Now we're talkin'! A PERFECT fit for the 57th ward.

An now because no post is complete without pictures, here are some family pictures of the McMurdie clan taken last fall.




19 comments:

Rachel said...

There was only one I didn't get and I will have to call you about it later. I can't believe those people didn't know what girbauds were. DUH!
I guess it is time to change wards.....

Emilee said...

those are great fam pics! who took them? we need some done of adam side of the fam in logan...really, who was it? where?
and i totally had a pair of those jeans, only, i was not cool, they were hand me downs from a rich cousin...how funny! you guys would love a family ward, really, change is good, dear!

Cindy said...

Cute pictures! And I should NOT be in that ward for sure!

Kathrin Paul said...

Oh my classic post. Hilarious. Apparently I am ancient. I especially loved the addition of the Oregon trail, that rocked. And I have only come close to wearing girbauds, we got a bag of hand-me-downs from some cousins and I really wanted them but they were "boy" shorts and even though I cried and cried, my bro still got them. Jerk.

Aubrey said...

And what about if you reminisce about all 18 of those subjects on a daily basis? Guess that is why we had to graduate wards!

Karen Ella said...

Ok, first of all, HAHAHAHAHAH. Love it. Second...interesting. Apparently this little number is proof that I live in the oldest "student" ward in the church. See, all but 4 of us would laugh at all 18 of those suckers...though, we do kinda serve as the springboard into the "I'm so old I am in the family ward because they make me" generation. All hail BYU 233...

Kim said...

oh, seriously you are hilarious! Way cute pictures too!

Emily M said...

Another CLASSIC post by Heidi!! LOVED it! And I totally answered yes to all those questions- i am old!

Trent and Tiff said...

Love it! Your blog always makes me laugh!! I am super old apparently - let's start our own ward and you have to score at least 14 on your quiz to get in! :) I got 15!

jon and whit said...

i was so desperate to wear girbauds that i wore my brother's... yeah i was a tom boy in 4th grade. i'm startin to feel old... but we're on our way out. we'll probably only be there til the first week of may. :( hopefully we can stay friends!!

Taneill said...

You had me laughing so hard. Sad that all those questions ring a bell- we were the cool generation!!! Poor kids now a days don't stand a chance.

tanalicious said...

funny! my dentist mentioned Girbaud's just the other day.. i almost died.

Clayton: #12-- think Nate Jones. haha.. i totally remember him wearing them like that.

sad .

Erik said...

WOW, that was awesome! #15 and #18- ROFLMAO, or whatever it is the kids say.

Tracie Paul said...

I would just like to say that you're hilarious and we should hang out at Bear Lake again when it's not frigid! And I got a 9, so can I please join your cool generation? Mine smells... And NOT like teen spirit.

Rachel said...

WOW 14 COMMENTS!!! So I just fixed my blog and added the part about you coming over :)

The Jensen Family said...

Maybe if you change wards you will be in mine? I think we live close by each other, were in the Spring Creek Ward - come on over people here will for sure know what Girbauds are (don't lie I know that is you showing off your belly and jeans at the top)jk.

Tara said...

Married student wards are the best! We were in the USU 12th ward and still have some of the best friends from that ward.

Stephanie said...

We took the quiz. We are in fact waaayy too old to be in the USU 57th ward. Scott got back from his mission in 2002. Scott also wants me to add that he paid for his Girbauds himself because he wanted them so bad.

Four Huffs said...

I would just like to take this moment to say that I am the oldest female in our ward and, in fact, I scored a 16 on your quiz. And guess who's still in the married student ward? Yeah, that's right...the Huffs. Graduated High School in 98 when most of our ward was still in diapers. Oh well...at least we have you guys... for now. Then all our awesome friends are leaving us this summer. I hate that.