Posting, Posting, 1,2,3... Is this thing on?

by Clayton

The time has come people... Clayton has emerged from the abyssmal depths of the non-blogging dork world and is now publishing his first post ever!!!

What on earth could have happened to spark such a monumental occaision such as this you ask? Could it possibly be a post about Clayton's thoughts on the newly inaugurated president of the United States? Could it be that Clayton finally found an awesome job and wants to talk about it? Has Clayton finally found an answer to end world hunger? Cure for cancer? Cure for butt flakes (actually I do have a cure for butt flakes... but it's patent pending). Though this post is not about any of the afore mentioned topics, it is of no less importance or magnitude for today, January the 21st, is quite possibly thee best day ever!!! Today is the day that my sweet love Heidi was born!!! (Well, not TODAY per se, but X number of years ago today)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HEIDRON!!!

Though I could never be as creative and thoughtful in a blogpost as my lovely counterpart, I would still like to try to express my love and gratitude to her. The fact that I am doing a post should speak volumes!!

Heidi is my rock... actually she is my bread (since I'm looking for work, she's the one that supports my sorry butt!). I can always ALWAYS count on Heidi to pick me up when I'm down, back me up when I don't have a leg to stand on, and love me unconditionally no matter what idiotic thing I may have just done. She is also the one that keeps life interesting... do you really think that I would put put my arm shoulder deep into a cow's butt without somone pushing me to do it? Heidi isn't just a bully that pushes me to do crazy things. She is such a great partner as well... not just a partner like a spouse partner or a companion partner... I'm talking freakin' tag team partner as well! I'm pretty sure if (make that WHEN) I get into a fight in the Wal-Mart pharmacy line... she's got my back. With a mug like this, who would dare mess with her anyways?!?!

I could go on and on about how much I love and appreciate Heidi, but after listening to my sister in laws cry and cry about long blog posts with no pictures, I had better keep this brief.

There is one thing that Heidi loves to do, and that is BLOGGING! I know there are a lot of family, friends, ex-boyfriends, neighbors, ward members, and blogstalkers out there that enjoy Heidi's blog, therefore I ask you to...

Please take the time to make a comment and wish Heidi a Happy Birthday!

You don't know how to comment you say??? Well mom and all other people who don't know how, It's easy. REALLY!! Just hit the word "comment" below. A new mini-screen will pop up and there will be a textbox at the bottom where you can write whatever you want. There is an authorization word that is all wavy and funky looking that you will have to type in for security purposes. You will then have to check the bubble for "google/blogger" (if you have a google account such as gmail) or "anonymous" if you don't have an account. If you choose anonymous, please be sure to post your name in the textbox so Heidi will know who is wishing her a happy birthday! Hit "publish comment" and voila! You're done! How easy was that?!?

I LOVE YOU HEIDI!

Have a Happy Birthday!

PS. What's for dinner?