TAXES

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Dear Uncle Sam,

I just wanted to send a letter to let you know how much we appreciate you. Yesterday, when we did our taxes we found out that we would AGAIN be owing you money. We feel extremely blessed that you have chosen US to pay YOU each year at tax time. Not only that, but we feel honored that you take some of our hard working money out of each of our monthly paychecks. You have done so much for us, so this is just a little way we can show you our gratitude. Let me remind you what you have done for us. You have given jobs to workers in foreign countries leaving many family, friends, former coworkers, etc. of our own nation struggling to find jobs of their own and struggling to survive (thank you for thinking of other countries before your own). You have risen prices of gas, food and other products which we frequently use. You have made health care extremely expensive. You have allowed illegal aliens who are in the USA to use your/our legal system to SUE members of your/our own country, and they have gotten away with it. You have caused our economy to start falling into a recession. Because of this fall in the economy the the money we have put into stocks and into our retirement accounts have suffered. But, hey I'm sure we will still feel like working when we are 97 years old. These are just a FEW of the things you have done for us. Please use our money wisely. Please use it to buy gold plated toilet seats for the leaders of our great nation. Or just give them the money so that they can afford to put gas into their BMW's and Audi's. Once again we give you our DEEPEST THANKS and we are looking forward to paying you next year (and out of our monthly checks)!

Love,

Clayton and Heidi

p.s. While you are using our money to fill the gas tanks for those running for President of our country, could you please ask them to get along? It is quite entertaining, but also terribly annoying. Especially when they talk smack about their opponent and then say that their opponent would make a excellent Vice President for them. Interesting...